The article explores the behavior of soccer dads at youth football matches in Britain, highlighting their tendency to shout at both their children and officials, often leading to confrontations on the touchline. Set on a chilly Saturday morning at Coram’s Fields in London, the scene is filled with noise from players, coaches, and the predominantly male touchline supporters, with one particularly loud dad contradicting the coach’s instructions. This raises questions about the supposed enjoyment of youth sports amidst such intense parental involvement.